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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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Posted 21 May 2013 at 20:51

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trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Posted 21 May 2013 at 19:09

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Posted 14 May 2013 at 22:23

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Posted 14 May 2013 at 22:22

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Reblog if you’re a girl that likes any of the following:

gallifreyan-pizza:

X-Men

Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)

Batman

Star Trek

Star Wars

And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys

A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.

Women of tumblr please back me up.

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Posted 12 May 2013 at 08:41

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kreetchur:

If at first you don’t succeed crawl into bed and cry until you forget about your failure.

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Posted 10 May 2013 at 09:49

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Posted 07 May 2013 at 21:45

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thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

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Posted 07 May 2013 at 18:45

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Posted 07 May 2013 at 18:43

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curveappeal:

Today I was shopping for swimsuits when a women (whom I don’t know) commented “oh too bad you’re not ready for swim suit season! seems to always sneak up on everyone” to which I replied “oh no, I’m more than ready!” Today was also the first day in 3 years that I’ve worn a two piece and I couldnt be happier with the way I look. Just a reminder to never let your body control your life or happiness! 36-33-45, 5 feet tall, and unashamed of my body!

Posted 07 May 2013 at 14:43

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