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Why is it that my dad tries to trip us up by locking all the door at night when we drunkenly try to stumble our way in.

That (one of the few moments your gonna hear this) and thank god for auto correct or this would look awful and be full of spelling mistakes

Asshat - One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat.

“My dad has not called me back in four days. What an asshat.”

You know what I love to hate? That moment when you pour the cereal before realizing that there is no milk.